They buy junk food at the grocery store.
They make mean Hamburger Helper dinners.
They try to braid your hair when your mom is out of town. They succeed!!!
They are totally cool in their absolute uncoolness. They attempt to pull off Michael Jackson arm movements when they try on golf gloves, for example. You can't fake that kind of swagger, yinz.
So, a day late and several (so, so many) dollars short... thanks Dad. And kudos to all the dads I know. You're the best!
So is this video. Check it.